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why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now



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breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”

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i had a dream about you so lovely that i decided to dedicate the rest of my life to sleeping

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senior quotes class of 1957

high schoolers have literally not changed at all

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Most to Least Likely to Stalk their Crush Online →


  1. Scorpio - you’re THE stalker
  2. Cancer - "stalking, me?! No. It’s called love."
  3. Pisces - you find it necessary in order to not freak out.
  4. Taurus - "just tryna see whatcha doing…"
  5. Gemini - you’re too curious aren’t you
  6. Libra - just because you two are not in the same room doesn’t mean…
— 13 hours ago with 1210 notes


i love sleeping to avoid problems

(Source: rnerrychristmas, via one-million-cats)

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me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—

horoscope: leos are sexy as hell

me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time

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what did you do today? doesn’t matter we will all die eventually

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