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galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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(via squidwarcl)

— 1 hour ago with 28423 notes

arcaninetails:

breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”

(via thehilariousblog)

— 10 hours ago with 74605 notes

dutchster:

i had a dream about you so lovely that i decided to dedicate the rest of my life to sleeping

(via mirandacosqrove)

— 10 hours ago with 674 notes

callmeoutis:

purlycubes:

senior quotes class of 1957

high schoolers have literally not changed at all

(Source: gotolargo, via studip)

— 10 hours ago with 69928 notes
Most to Least Likely to Stalk their Crush Online →

zodiac—signs:

  1. Scorpio - you’re THE stalker
  2. Cancer - "stalking, me?! No. It’s called love."
  3. Pisces - you find it necessary in order to not freak out.
  4. Taurus - "just tryna see whatcha doing…"
  5. Gemini - you’re too curious aren’t you
  6. Libra - just because you two are not in the same room doesn’t mean…
— 13 hours ago with 1210 notes

deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

(Source: rnerrychristmas, via one-million-cats)

— 13 hours ago with 621343 notes

dekutree:

me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—

horoscope: leos are sexy as hell

me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time

(via theblackship)

— 13 hours ago with 111369 notes

codeinewarrior:

what did you do today? doesn’t matter we will all die eventually

(via humortastic)

— 13 hours ago with 16256 notes