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yourstoryisnoteverover:

The only headline I need to see today.

yourstoryisnoteverover:

The only headline I need to see today.

(via death-by-lulz)

— 3 days ago with 164285 notes
me:haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them:no
me:*shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them:we're not
me:*eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
— 3 days ago with 176845 notes
stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

(via laugh-and-eat-with-me)

— 3 days ago with 79016 notes

babyferaligator:

Studies show that if theres gonna be free food I will show up 100% of the time

(Source: 420dongsquad, via rhiannonellis123)

— 3 days ago with 128875 notes
khl0ekardashian:

When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew

khl0ekardashian:

When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew

(Source: neilmobile, via clubhuman)

— 4 days ago with 40758 notes

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

(via switch-itup)

— 4 days ago with 287169 notes